They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick. This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.Ī synonym for extremely large pussy lips. Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away.

Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.Ī 'seldom-seen' maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. One guy's cock is in her mouth and his two fingers in her nose nostrils.